Cool Religion!!

Hinduism is the coolest religion ever!!! we have at least 100 Gods/Goddesses to chose from who to pray to... that if we do wanna pray... and the coolest thing tho is that those Gods/Goddesses have their own thing and their thing is cool

Shiva... is a stonner... he drinks BHANGE to get high which btw is made of marijuana extract... so we have a stoned God here... (ever wonder why all his pics/statues have His eyes half closed?) he is stoned most of the time... live by fruits n leaves and have human ashes all over his body... n we pray to Him. Imagine if any1 else pulls such a stunt.... he will be cursed n fingers will be pointed at him n his families n every1 associated with him...but well if Shiva does it... y cnt any1 else?

Krishna...he flirted with all the Gopis in Gokul n the neighboring village. Married 16000 women n satisfies each of them every singe nite... n yet he says his heart belongs to Radha... if a man marries more than 1 woman, y is he cursed then??? as long as he could satisfy n cover all the women needs... he is not doing any sin.

Dewi Ma... she has so much rage n anger within her... she jz takes her sword n chop off tht dude's head! how cool is tht??

Rama... yes... he did everything by the book... letting Sita get kidnapped so tht He cud kill Ravan... then not trusting his ever pure wife told her to walk into the fire to prove she is still pure. N as if the torture to Sita is not enuf, he sends her to the jungle when she was pregnant because he did not want his public to think he wasnt strong enough as man tht he accepted his wife back even tho she had stayed in sm other dude's palace for year. And when her kids came to Rama, he did not believe they were his... he still doubted Sita... n tht was the last strike! she let the earth took her in back...

now do u still wonder y men in India treat their wives like shit? coz the lord they pray to every single morning did the same thing years ago.... go figure!

Bhrama lied to Shiva n Vishnu jz so that he has fame as the highst God

See,,, how colorful HIndu religion is???

A stonner, a flirt, an anger driven warrior princess, a king that puts other people's view first, and an ego maniac liar...as Gods/Goddesses

so well... y r we judged then? when our Gods do what we do as well?

ps: no offence to u all fanatics.... i know there is a reason behind every character of these gods/goddesses... n i keep on learning about them so no... i didnt right this down based on superficial judgement... n yes i do know the religious stories... i wrote this jz for fun... for a laugh n well to show tht we all cn relax coz Gods do stupid stuffs 2 :)